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Tema. Mio papà.

Mio papÓ Ŕ una merda. Ma non perchŔ sia crudele con me, semplicemente perchŔ Ŕ, in tutto e per tutto uno stronzo, un vero stronzone marrone e maleodorante, ricoperto da mattina a sera di batteri e mosche. La mattina appena alzato si da sempre una lavatina sotto le ascelle tanto per far si che la pelle non gli si secchi, purtroppo per˛ si dimentica ogni volta di togliersi la giacchetta che cosý gli si smerda irremediabilmente della propria smerdolositÓ merdosa, dopodichŔ se ne va a lavoro. Mio pup¨ Ŕ un clown, si diverte a scivolare sotto le scarpe degli uomini per fare degli scherzetti, in realtÓ Ŕ anche orfano e questo fa di gran lunga pi¨ ridere, i cari nonnini sono morti essiccati al sole poco dopo la nascita della pup¨, che poi Ŕ mio padre. Mio pup¨ ha un cane, Ŕ grande almeno 7 volte pi¨ di lui per˛ ama comunque portarlo a spasso e sopratutto adora un sacco smerdargli il culo con un po della sua pelle ancora fresca e calduccina. A volte per˛ mio pup¨ non Ŕ molto felice di avere un cane, talvolta invece di leccarlo affettuosamente lo sbrana inghiottendo parti di pup¨. Mio pup¨ Ŕ una merdina grande e forte, ma sopratutto molto squaqquerellosa. Mio pup¨ dice di essere un orribile ammasso di muco, cellule morte e, in parte considerevole, di batteri e acqua, ma io lo reputo un eroe, si un eroe smerdolosissimo. Purtroppo pup¨ Ŕ morto, accidentalmente ho tirato lo sciaquone dopo essermi lavato ben benino il culo con la carta igenica.
Talvolta mi piace immaginarlo laggi¨, nel paradiso degli Escrementi, che bestemmia contro l'ennesima giacchetta imbottita di merda o che tende simpatici agguati, a persone ignare del proprio destino intinto nella pup¨. Lo voglio immaginare li, felice e merdoso, quel gran pezzo di merda di mio padre.
Si proprio lui laggi¨ tra tutte quelle merde mi piace immaginarlo, spero riposi per sempre quel grande stronzo, anche perchŔ senza arti stavolta ci nuota male nella merda.


Dal diario di Michelino Rospetti, 8 anni, condannato a 45 anni di reclusione per omicidio nei confronti di suo padre, Avvocato 50enne con evidenti problemi gastrointestinali.

Fanaccia, 2008-06-02
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2008-06-20: Devas

non fa una piega.

2008-06-20: UNARTICOLODIWIKIPEDIA

Se il Padre è Dio, e tuo padre è una merda. Allora il Dio Padre è una merda

2008-06-09: Bearded Bald Bear

shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

iea, iu dont èv natin tu du uit it

2008-06-08: Fanaccia

Non ho altro da dichiarare. ti chiameròòò trottolino amorosooo dududuuuu dadadaaaaa

2008-06-07: Bearded Bald Bear

vieni vieni faccia di merda, che ti caca l'orso!

2008-06-06: Fanaccia

Bearded bald bear ti aspetto in tribunale

2008-06-04: Bearded Bald Bear

dal catrame non nasce niente, dalla merda nasce Fanaccia. Uondefu'

2008-06-02: Katrina

Sono una coprofaga, mi sono mangiata tuo padre.

2008-06-02: Sicuramente non Albertazzi

Che storia di merda!

2008-06-02: Albertazzi

Non resisto...argh...devo fare questa battuta scontatissima...no...mi tratterrò!



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