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Angurio e le angurie dell'augurio

C'era una volta Angurio, un fine progettista di badili. Ad Angurio non piaceva il suo nome, pensava fosse stupido, quindi decise di farsi chiamare Lamegamerdaumana.
Con il suo nuovo nome Lamegamerdaumana si sentiva felice, cosi' felice che gli esplose un arteria femorale. Lamegamerdaumana era spaventatissimo, non gli era mai capitata un esplosione di arteria femorale prima di allora, quindi decise di correre e urlare a piu' non posso strabuzzando gli occhi finche' non avrebbe incontrato un medico competente della mutua.
Finalmente giunse alla presenza del Dottor Azzeccacazzi.
"Dottor Azzeccacazzi, Dottor Azzeccacazzi, aiuto! Sono affetto da esplosione di arteria femorale!" esordi' pacatamente Lamegamerdaumana.
"Tze', lei, caro mio, si sdrai su quella lettiga fatta di intestina fumanti, che a fare la diagnosi ci penso io!" rispose il severo Dottore.
Lamegamerdaumana obbedi' al Dottore e si adagio' sulla lettiga fatta di intestina fumanti, dopodiche' il Dottor Azzeccacazzi prese il suo stetoscopio e gli ausculto' il testicolo sinistro.
"Uhm." disse il dottore esprimendo corruccio con un cipiglio serioso.
"Che cos'ho, dottore? E' grave?" esclamo' preoccupato Lamegamerdaumana.
"Lei e' affetto da esplosione di arteria femorale." sentenzio' serio il dottor Azzeccacazzi.
"E qual'e la cura, dottore?" disse Lamegamerdaumana.
"Le prescrivero' delle angurie da prendere, 7 al di', non di piu', in modo da invertire in processo di esplosione. Mi creda, dopo due giorni si sentira' gia' molto meglio." dichiaro' il dottore, soddisfatto di se'.
"Oh, meno male." disse sollevato Lamegamerdaumana.
"Certo, certo. Adesso vada, che ho degli impegni importanti, impegni da dottore." si commiato' il luminare.
"Mi congedo subito." rispose educatamente Lamegamerdaumana.
E cosi' Lamegamerdaumana usci' dallo studio del dottore. Era ben felice di essere stato curato, ma trattenne la felicita', timoroso che il terribile malanno che lo aveva colpito poco fa potesse tornare. Infine si auguro' tanta salute ed una moderata felicita'.

Poi mori' di emorragia interna.

DevastaPalle, 2008-04-02
Raccolta: Nessuna
Tags: angurie, Angurio
Indice di gradimento: 2.2 su 10 voti



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2008-04-28: Negriero

O mamma era da tanto che non vomitavo così di gusto thank u devasta!

2008-04-07: tanza

secondo me era tostamente brutta quindi la lascierei

2008-04-04: Anonomicon

beh, se proprio ti sdegna oh fano,per me la puoi togliere...

2008-04-04: Fanfanocensuroso

propongo l'eliminazione della storia ultima creata in mia dimora, poichè lede di non poco la mia dignità.

2008-04-04: Ano nimo V.s diarrea 0-4

stercofatto da sittale avvincente narrativa random. se fossi neve mi scioglierei... se fossi corpo, beh, uguale... (IMPORTANTE : non mangiate MAI uno yoghurt Activia, ne va del vostro prezioso equilibrio idrosalino)

2008-04-03: Tanza

ora mi tocca mette incinta una per avere un figlio e potergli raccontare questa fiaba!
Grazie Devasta, ci fai sognare...

2008-04-02: Katrina

Non se lo meritava, povero Lamegamerdaumana.
E sono sicura che avrebbe potuto evitare la morte per emorragia, se solo fosse stato intelligente quel tanto che bastava, per capire che la cosa più ovvia era farsi mordere un testicolo da Nosferatu.
In codesto modo avrebbe risolto il problema della mancata coagulazione.
Certo, sarebbe diventato fotofobico e idrofobico, ma non vale forse la pena diventare spaventosamente sensibile agli stimoli violenti, pur di rimanere in vita?
Pensateci su.



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