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Il mistero dei carretti

Sgruntus il prevedibile mago orco era in compagnia del suo irascibile amico barbaro halfling Rocco, del cupo ladro ogre Ukh, dell'isterico guerriero elfico Fuffendil, del socievole nano bardo Bohart e del cagionevole chierico umano Paolo, devoto a Dio, protettore dell'autarchia.
Nella lista dei gruppi di avventurieri piu' tosti mai esistiti il gruppo di Sgruntus si era assestato dopo anni e anni di fatiche nell'ultima posizione. Tuttora avevano avuto l'incarico dal sindaco del paese di Sboffing di risolvere il mistero dei carretti. Erano riuniti fuori dalla taverna e stavano decidendo chi mandare dentro a raccogliere informazioni.
"Moriremo tutti" disse Fuffendil
"Ukh fame" disse Ukh
"Ho l'epatite C" disse Paolo
"Questo sole mi sta facendo arrabbiare!" disse Rocco
"Sono le dieci di sera" disse Sgruntus
"Vado io, sono piu' socievole di voi" disse Bohart
E cosi' Bohart varco' la porta della locanda, sicuro di se'. Anche gli altri, ognuno con i suoi pensieri, avevano fiducia in Bohart. Dopotutto era un bardo, che per definizione di classe e' simpatico e affascinante. Si misero in ascolto sulla soglia.
"Salve a tutti!" era la voce di Bohart
"Che schifo! Un nano!" disse un'altra voce
"Uccidiamolo!" disse un'altra voce ancora
Bohart corse fuori correndo in modo cosi' ridicolo che il suo gruppo lo derise. A seguire uscirono due ragazzini armati di spade di legno.
"Presto compagni, aiutatemi!" urlo' Bohart
"Uh uh uh" disse Ukh e tiro' fuori il suo pugnale da ladro che faceva fatica a maneggiare dato che era un ogre
"Dardo Incantato!" esclamo' Sgruntus
"Uccidiamoli! Arhahrarha!" disse Rocco tirando fuori la sua ascia bipenne a due mani che faceva fatica a maneggiare dato che era un halfling
"Dardo Incantato!" esclamo' Sgruntus, di nuovo
"Per l'autarchia!" esclamo' Paolo
"Moriro'! Loro sono in due, mentre io sono solo in uno." disse terrorizzato Fuffendil
"Dardo Incantato!" esclamo' ancora Sgruntus
Nel mentre i due ragazzini avevano devastato Bohart di legnate e se ne erano andati. Paolo si avvicino' al nano bardo.
"Sto per morire, Paolo?" sussurro' Bohart
"E io che ne so?" disse Paolo
"Ti prego, dimmelo" disse Bohart
"Non lo so, mica sono un dottore" disse Paolo tossendogli in faccia
"Andiamo amico, non cercare di farmi sentire meglio, dimmelo" sussurro' Bohart
"Dardo Incantato!" esclamo' Sgruntus
"Capo, se non fai anche i gesti con le mani e non hai i componenti magici per fare la magia e' inutile che urli 'Dardo Incantato!' tutte le volte." disse Ukh
Tutti guardarono Ukh ammutoliti e spaventati.
"Ukh fame" disse Ukh, con mal celata frustrazione
Tutti sospirarono sollevati.
Quella notte alla locanda tutti in paese avevano capito che c'era un nuovo gruppo di avventurieri pronti a tutto.

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