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Vi presento Joe Black

Ignobile pellicola di Martin Brest, che dopo aver preso per il culo i ciechi con Scent of a Woman, stavolta decide di deridere il delicato mondo degli omosessuali.

Dopo anni e anni di duro lavoro e una famiglia che ama, William Parish scopre di essere omosessuale. Tenta per qualche tempo di rinnegare l'amara attrazione verso i grandi falli con discutibili metodi, tra cui quello di farsi trovare con una troia dalla moglie. Nonostante Bill continuasse a ripetere "Uhm, mi piacciono proprio le donne", la consorte non prende bene la burla coniugale. L'infausto destino tormenta l'ormai anziano Bill, che non riesce ad accettare le sue continue erezioni dovute al fantasticare sul suo vicino di casa. Si rivolge ad un dottore, che ahimč finisce per rivelarsi un altro amante dello sventrapapere, e che quindi, a parte una notte di fuoco, non riesce a donare niente di utile al povero Parish. Non riuscendo pił a sostenere questo peso che teneva dentro (o dietro, a seconda delle occasioni), finalmente decide di vivere con l'uomo della sua vita e di rendere la famiglia consapevole del suddetto fatto. Famiglia...

Vi Presento Joe Black!

Albertazzi, 2008-01-12
Raccolta: Il Cinematografo
Tags: Joe Black
Indice di gradimento: 2.8 su 15 voti



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2008-03-18: Katrina

Allora ti ringrazzo.
(Come Grazia, Graziella, e Graziealgrazzo?)

2008-03-17: Albertazzi

In questi casi si dice "Ti ringrazzo".

2008-03-17: Katrina

Qualcosina avevo intuìto, ma sei stato molto esauriente, ti ringrazio.

2008-03-17: Esperto

il termine sventrapapere è una colorita espressione labronica che sta a significare pene. il richiamo dell'atto sessuale perpetuato verso il palmipede noto come papera, rende perfettamente la mirabile fantasia sessuale del livornese medio, coniugata alla cronica mancanza di donatrici di vulva.

2008-03-15: Katrina

...sventrapapere?

2008-01-12: DevastaPalle

Devo dire che la nostra rubrica cinematografica da' le paste a Cinema Magazine e al Times.
("da' le paste a" e' una tipica espressione toscana che sta a significare "teunassega (o golosacci!), spacca molto di piu' di quella merda di").



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